SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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✉️ text — un: silco.

[powerhungry]

Hello, all.

Please use this chat to notify other staff of upcoming absences (planned or unscheduled) and other work-related events or emergencies as they come up.

Thank you.

[bronze]

🫡 yes boss

should i mention now that i’ve never had a job
do we have punch cards?

@GETJINXED

[smudgy]

remember that ur continued employment 💸 is subject to board 🧐 approval 🙅‍♀️
and we 👩🏻‍🏫 r always watching 👁️

our 1st employee of the month is koby 😲 congratulations koby 🎉 u did very good 👍 helping put up the welcome sign ✌️ and making the rota 🗒️ twice 2️⃣ after the board spilled blue drink 🍹 on the first rota 😗

@finn

[advertising]

Exactly how will people be choosing which host they want? Will there be a binder put together?

@zombieboy

[masticated]

crystal clear buddy

i'm sure this will work out exactly how you want

un: 🦋

[haggle]

emergency advice 4 the baby rookies:
hydration = stamina
"i don’t usually do this" more than twice = about to cry or propose
"i'm different" from a dude 🚨🚨🚨 he is, he's WORSE
wants to meet u off-clock = wants ur soft spots for free, don't fall for that shit. set boundaries for urself and keep em

if u got a bad vibe, tell em silco needs u in the back
works better if he's in the same room

also who the fuck took my pink lighter shaped like a gun. i'm not mad. i'm worse

@kpyr7.8

[suturing]

just in case this isn't common knowledge: if anything breaks on the bar counter, throw out ALL the ice and stop serving until everything's cleaned. i don't care if it's on the service side.

if i have to perform emergency surgery on a customer for accidentally swallowing glass, i'm making whoever's responsible eat it too.

@finn

[advertising]

I had a lot of time on my hands today, so I unpacked some product. I followed how the bar and the back were already set up. In the meantime, feel free to let me know if anyone needs any help with anything.

Also, any of the other bouncers want to get a workout group together? Maybe a morning routine. I'm trying to get a consistent regimen going again. No problem bringing anyone else in.

It will be open to the dancers, too. And, really anyone who might want to be involved. I've run drills before. Let me know.

Oh. I'm Riley. Bouncer and Host. Nice to meet everyone on here.

@shadowheart

[nightsung]

Aren't you proactive?

I'm often at the gym in the mornings anyway, though I may stick to watching your drills rather than partake.

un: 🦋

[haggle]

workout group sounds cute
just gimme a punching bag or someone i'm allowed to smack around a lil
if u want me to wake up that early there's gotta be caffeine or a dumb boy to pin under me

@zombieboy

[masticated]

..... fine

i can fight and i fight dirty. anyone who can take me down in less than two minutes gets a prize.

i can teach the ladies how to fight too. i used to train my coworkers if you wanna call them that.

[advertising]

For the record, I we should establish ground rules. Injuring each other, hurting each other, deliberately, for training, shouldn't be acceptable.

But, we can talk through parameters together.

[powerhungry]

The offer is appreciated, Riley.

That said, a note to all: if you do participate in sparring, please try not to injure each other too severely, or at the very least, please try to do so in ways that are not visible/will not affect your service.

@kpyr7.8

[suturing]

so you're the idiot who stacked the chlorine with the isopropyl?

@hangman

[ailerons]

Sign me up, huckleberry
I know how to work within rules of engagement.
Could coach, too. If anyone's looking for something 1 on 1

[ It's an implied ;). ]

un: 🦋

[haggle]

📣 ATTENTION HEX CLUB EMPLOYEES 📣
seeking: one brave bouncer to volunteer for the prestigious honor of stapling saber's disciplinary write-up directly to his ass
this is part of our employee enrichment program 💋

🔪 SABER’S LIST OF CRIMES (LIVE UPDATE):
• tried to volunteer to "rough me up" during workout groups like we’re in a very different kind of club
• breathing way too confidently for someone without health insurance
• attempted leg-hump (target: me, unprovoked. attitude: confident.)
• asked if we "like seeing him wet" like he’s auditioning for jail
• public menace to tip trays, coat racks, and god
• generally exists like he has diplomatic immunity
• not even a little bit sorry
• violating the spirit of at least 4 HR rules
• making shadowheart consider voluntary mute status

🖇️ QUALIFICATIONS TO STAPLE SABER:
• own or can borrow a stapler (regular or industrial)
• firm hands, cruel heart, great aim
• must make it poetic or humiliating — both = extra credit

💌 apply to be club stapler today. pls be honest about your passions and skill set
perks include: light cardio, my exclusive seal of approval & the thrill of righteous vengeance

xoxo
– miss ani, unofficial head of public executions

[ not here yet. ]

[altercates]

[ this is what a guy misses when he doesn't read back on the chat???

pinging @.hangman ]

@koby

[kobes]

[he's a pacifist. he's a pacifist. he's a pacifist who likes punching people in the face.]

Is the cruel heart a requirement?

@hangman

[ailerons]

Somebody call for a knight in shining armor, Ani-bo-peep?

[deadnerve]

does it have to be w staples
i hear nail guns work better

[ not here ]

[nightsung]

[ ]

[ not here ]

[masticated]

[so much effort for lil ol him. she's so into him she made a competition out of it.]

@finn

[advertising]

And we're not even open yet

text ❖ @shadowheart

[nightsung]

If whomever's stealing bras and panties from the Hex Club and Pink Slip dressing rooms is an in-house employee, you have 36 hours to put them back where you found them before my sharpest heels find your most sensitive parts. 🖤

@finn

[advertising]

Not doing that. Is someone actually doing that?

✉️ text — un: silco.

[powerhungry]

As of this notice, this group chat is serving as an open channel of communication between the employees of the Hex Club and our friends at the Pink Slip.

As before, please use this chat to give notice of absences or emergencies.

Bad behavior will earn a warning or an HR notice; three of either will result in firing and an immediate ban from both clubs.

Thank you.

@koby

[kobes]

[non-denominational ocean gods help them all...]

Thank you, Mr. Silco and Ms. Ani. And thank you for the assistance in covering my shifts.

[someone got his head cracked open and called out for a week right after getting the job...]