SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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cw: necrophilia joke...........

[haggle]

man
just once i want you to ask me if i wanna see something and have it be normal
not like
your scar or your dick or some corpse you fucked or whatever
literally anything else. a cloud. a rabbit. your 2+2 homework. your breakfast. anything

[masticated]

huh yeah i forget gore isn't really your thing

you wanna see my breakfast ani?

[haggle]

( why does even the most innocuous question from saber feel like bumping into a new york flasher. you wanna buy a watch? like she doesn't know the only surprise about to spring out from under their coat is a cock. still: )

swear to god if you send me a pic of someone's pussy instead of fucking pancakes i'm blocking your ass

[masticated]

hey a guy's gotta eat promise it's not my dick or someone's pussy

[the real question here is why ani hasn't blocked him yet which means he's going to keep trying (and succeeding) with getting away with things, but in an effort to play along and play along nicely, saber sends a photo of his breakfast:

attached (1) photo: foreground, plate one: 5 large pancakes, stacked, melted butter and maple syrup layered between each one. plate two: six pieces of bacon, two sausage patties, one large serving of home fries. in the background: a large glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, a chute of champagne, and a mug of coffee. in the background background across the table: a blurry cellar and the arm of devon.]

see? told ya so. some left for you if you wanna join