SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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[haggle]

ORDERS FROM UP TOP, BY DECREE OF DADDY SILCO:
📌 xmas work party popping soon, date TBA. employees only. +1s allowed if they're hot & housebroken. bring em if you got em
📌 vote with your heart or your hard-on in our EOTY employee poll. only winners get a surprise 💕
📌 OFFICIAL NOW: EMBRY MOORE is banned from the hex & the slip. if you don't know him, good for you. this is for all employees: if he breathes within 15 ft of me, your ass will have bigger problems than losing your job

xoxo
— your fave boss

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[cholesterol]

Guess you can ban vice presidents from something.

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[haggle]

he ain't my president ❤️
we're living in the land of kings and queens, babe

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[cholesterol]

You and Silco?

Private @ :)

[hislittleflower]

Three quick Qs:

1) Do you have a prefered gemstone?
2) Do you want me to curse Embry Moore's hairline?
3) Are you sure you don't want the plus ones vetted?

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[haggle]

1. diamonds are a girl's best friend ❤️ pink sapphires will do in a pinch (& you get points on your performance review for being the only bitch smart enough to ask)
2. i was gonna say curse him to never find the clit but i'm a girl's girl. you got anything in your little book of spells for eternal blue balls? anything to stop him from making the world worse by making little embrys?
3. if you dig up dirt and find out one of em's a freak, i won't let anyone know you snitched

@goatface

[ghostface]

guess it's a good thing i didn't give embry my loc when i was at the bar earlier.

( though he would have delighted in watching him get kicked out. more importantly: )

everyone better vote for me for fucking on the clock, or i'm fucking you next.

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[temporicide]

@blackrock00

[temporicide]

What is the policy on people with animals bringing theirs
Do these count as +1s

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[kobes]

🦆🐥🐤🦆🐥🐤?

[haggle]

i bring my pets to work every day, babe 🐕‍🦺🐕🐶
so long as they're cute and got the right holiday spirit they're in (dress code is christmas cute or cocktail classy)

real quick q tho is this a pet or
you know. a "pet"
answer's the same, i just wanna know

@carpenter

[cdh13]

i'm scared of the fact i recognize most of these names by now

vote for me or whatever, i don't care

@mommylonglegs

[longlegs]

hey, if anyone has the power to buy votes it's the bartender

@zombieboy

[masticated]

am i killin embry moore

[cdh13]

isn't he just gonna come back?

@bob

[sensive]

dude check the poll
no one trusts you to do anything

[ guy who doesn’t know why you’re not fired, actually. ]

cw: suicide joke

[haggle]

baby if you killed everyone who pissed me off you'd have to start with yourself

[knelt]

( oop ... this is not a safe space to like embry moore. noted. )

got it. thank you for pulling it together, ani.
good luck to the nominees!

@mommylonglegs

[longlegs]

[ seeing what the saber convo is turning into ]

i think you forgot the 'dick swinger of all time' category btw

[haggle]

LMAO 😮‍💨

( scientists will study the phenomena forever in papers titled, is it testosterone trapped in a small place or the biological effect ani has on men? )

men don't get that if i wanted a dick measuring contest i'd whip out a ruler and then win

@guevara

[revvedup]

noted on all counts, thanks boss.

@ ANDOR if we each get one do you mind inviting grace?

[aldhani]

I'll invite her.

[he's not going to ask where her likely invite is going, because he likely knows. and yet he still agrees]

@qimir

[snaggleteeth]

Is this how Russians bond? Incite war? Cull the weak? I read it's a cold place with unforgiving people, but the weaponization of democracy seems cruel and unusual even so.

Every song ever played here sounds exactly the same. Not a criticism. Everyone needs a clarion call. Including the pussy that longs to pop.

@autumnreaver

[littlepebble]

I should win the little pain in the ass award on account of being the smallest.

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[hislittleflower]

It's a two factor category.

How many asses would you say you're in, Val?