Miss Ani it is. Happy to keep the ladies happy. [ oh, waitβ ] Is that okay to say? I'm told it can come off condescending.
[ natasha would just roll with the punches and hit back harder, but natasha isn't like most people. most of the women he's met aren't, and steve's starting to think it may be skewing his perspective just a bit. ]
How often do guys Actually, that's a stupid question. I'm not going to finish that one.
nah, i don't mind "ladies" if ur mouth knows how to say it right u say it sweet and not stupid and we're good i like being a lady. means i hit prettier π
how often do guys do stupid shit?? that what u were gonna ask?? all the time. that's why we got code words and sharp heels
ur rule? one warning second time they're losing the knife or a kneecap. tell em to pick one
Pretty girls always hit hard, in my experience. And yeah, I was going to ask that. Then I remembered doing stupid shit is how I ended up in the army, and I had to backtrack a bit.
pretty girls gotta hit hard fist gets u taken more seriously than a cute face but army, huh? so u got some discipline or just a veteran of dumb shit?
just the kneecap? babe, that's the polite ask before we break out the big toys sometimes a broken nose or a black eye come free with it depends how stupid the shit is, steve
[ which means he should hold back just a bit less. then again, half the guests of the manor aren't baseline human. note to self: ask silco if there's a handbook for this.
easier to figure which rules to break if there's a list of them to read through. ]
And both. A lot of discipline and a lot of dumb shit to my record. You do enough of the latter, the army sometimes gives you a shiny medal.
These days I'm just trying to do good with the stupid.
got it in one baby love a man who don't need shit spelled out twice. saves me a headache and my time
sounds like u got a medal and a punch card for trouble, huh? scars and stripes β real overachiever shit that's the right kinda attitude to keep our girls and guys safe from the dumbest of the dumb
u got loyal dog energy and a jaw built to take a punch. ur gonna do just fine but u ever need help adjusting to the chaos, u know who to come to this place runs on instinct and experience and i got more than enough to loan out
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[ natasha would just roll with the punches and hit back harder, but natasha isn't like most people. most of the women he's met aren't, and steve's starting to think it may be skewing his perspective just a bit. ]
How often do guys
Actually, that's a stupid question. I'm not going to finish that one.
What's the rule on guests waving sharp objects?
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u say it sweet and not stupid and we're good
i like being a lady. means i hit prettier π
how often do guys do stupid shit?? that what u were gonna ask??
all the time. that's why we got code words and sharp heels
ur rule? one warning
second time they're losing the knife or a kneecap. tell em to pick one
no subject
[ give him a sec. ]
Just the kneecap?
no subject
fist gets u taken more seriously than a cute face
but army, huh? so u got some discipline or just a veteran of dumb shit?
just the kneecap? babe, that's the polite ask before we break out the big toys
sometimes a broken nose or a black eye come free with it
depends how stupid the shit is, steve
no subject
[ which means he should hold back just a bit less. then again, half the guests of the manor aren't baseline human. note to self: ask silco if there's a handbook for this.
easier to figure which rules to break if there's a list of them to read through. ]
And both. A lot of discipline and a lot of dumb shit to my record. You do enough of the latter, the army sometimes gives you a shiny medal.
These days I'm just trying to do good with the stupid.
no subject
love a man who don't need shit spelled out twice. saves me a headache and my time
sounds like u got a medal and a punch card for trouble, huh? scars and stripes β real overachiever shit
that's the right kinda attitude to keep our girls and guys safe from the dumbest of the dumb
u got loyal dog energy and a jaw built to take a punch. ur gonna do just fine
but u ever need help adjusting to the chaos, u know who to come to
this place runs on instinct and experience and i got more than enough to loan out