SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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[haggle]

you have the special privilege of not pissin me off so
one more day marked safe from ani
the fuck are you doing in the woods, anyway?? burying a body? i'll be your alibi

congrats
you and koby are officially the most useful people here

( a beat of stray thoughts between messages, then: )

check if they've got any glitter lube lying around
i'm trying to see something

[temporicide]

We went there to go decompress and then just stayed for a little bit. But I'd live there all the time if I could. Or on the lake
But if I catch a body now I know who to put #1 on my speed dial

Koby is good people
When we team up we'll become like a usefulness tornado you can deploy

[ The assent here is earnest, but the second half is also to try and get a laugh out of Ani: ]

OK, will go glitter lube hunting
Everything has a spirit, you know. So that includes lube. I will document its personality

[haggle]

mermaid's claim says lake's mine
but you can visit my grotto anytime

i always knew i was born to have minions
we gotta workshop a team name

( ani's affection meter: bumped up a solid five points. )

it came to me in a dream and told me its true name was clitter
i want a full report of its vibes and aura on my desk by midnight

[temporicide]

That's generous of you O Mermaid
I go a little crazy if I can't swim sometimes or talk to the lizards and fish and things

ARK?? Maybe that sounds too much like a team name in a movie about fighting crime or spies or something

First mission, clitter dossier, will have:
Vibes. Age. Susceptibility to dryness. Political views