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[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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[haggle]

not required but it does speed up the hiring process
HR (me) loves a lil menace in the wrist
will substitute for 3 references who can confirm you've made a grown man cry

[kobes]

Oh, every single day. :)

[himself. it's himself.]

[haggle]

( hmmmmmmmmmmm. )

baby boy "myself" don't count as a reference

[kobes]

Oh.

[caught in 4k]

In that case I think the bouncers should hold him down and you should get to do it, Ms. Ani. :)

[haggle]

koby u are enabling me
and worse: i like it
if jake cared half as much as u do i'd have saber pinned and laminated already

[kobes]

I think you've earned it, really.
And that's so unfortunate.
I really expected better of Jake, didn't you?
It's disappointing, the lack of motivation in people these days.

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[haggle]

used to men bein disappointing
guess he's all mouth no moves
but since he’s busy not caring, anyone who actually nails it might get a reward they won't forget
i've got lipstick on and nowhere to be after this for anyone who needs extra motivatin 💋 just sayin

[ailerons]

[ ]

Do you know what a union is

[kobes]

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Like an alliance?

[ailerons]

[ ]

This isn't going to make sense to you immediately
But I want you to remember that I told you this when you start watching those movies:
Vader is Luke's old man

[kobes]

Oh.
Does knowing that make the movies better?

[haggle]

🗂️ HEX CLUB INTERNAL MEMO – HR INFRACTION NOTICE 💋
To: jake
From: ani, hr dept (hot & ruthless)
Date: rn. bc ur already in trouble
Subject: FAILURE TO COMPLY / EMOTIONAL SABOTAGE (YOU HAD ONE JOB & YOU FUMBLED THE FUCKING BAG)

dear jake. lowercase. like your effort,
this letter serves as formal notice of your ongoing misconduct in the following categories:

insubordination – failure to promptly assist me in the disciplinary stapling of saber’s ass despite clear, public instruction (see: “if he ever wanted to impress me 🙄”).

disloyalty – trying to side w the union instead of the woman you claim you wanna impress (hint: that's me, dumbass)

emotional terrorism – targeting koby (sweet baby angel, cries easy) with star wars spoilers

your behavior has caused the following collateral damage:

vengeance = delayed (gross)

koby = traumatized (who hurt you?)

my vibes = down 17% (unaffordable)

my panties = staying on (your fault)

corrective actions to fix this shitshow include:

immediate acts of obedience

groveling (in writing or in person. shirtless optional)

a sincere apology to koby w/ possible tribute (flowers? ass pics? i’ll consult w/ him)

failure to comply will result in me reevaluating your character, including whether you're the type of guy to let another man disrespect me without blood, bruises, or even a fucking paper cut.

(you’re not. right, baby?)

xo,
ani mikheeva
hr dept