SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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@koby

[kobes]

[he is mortified that he wasn't the first reply 😔😔😔]

I'm so sorry for the delay, I was reupholstering one of the booths. There was a crack from a disrespectful guest and/or staff member. I won't name names, but you know who you are.

I'm happy to help in whatever way you need me to, Ms. Ani.

[haggle]

you need me to slap em with a warning?

( please ... she craves enrichment .... )

congrats pipsqueak
i'm promoting you to party manager
i need you to use your nerdy ass powers for good and make us a little list of everything we're gonna need
take inventory and all that good shit. keep us on track
up for it?

[kobes]

I'd PREFER if they confessed naturally and without extortion, but considering who I'm fairly sure it is, that'll never happen.

[does he know it was saber? no, but he has a vibe.]

Can I make a spreadsheet?
Or would you prefer a standard bullet point?
And what's the "vibe" of the party?

[haggle]

you just drained the fun right out of my balls

( no clarification on what that means. it speaks for itself. )

glitter :)
we're making it rain fucking glitter
you're the expert on boring ass paperwork
which one is more ✨festive✨

[kobes]

I'm
sorry I did that? I didn't mean to?

[but! he's writing all this down.]

A powerpoint would be most festive, since I can add effects and sound, but that might take too long. I'll settle for a bulletpoint list, for the efficiency factor.
That way I can make photocopies and hand them out with assignments, too! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-