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powerhungry) wrote2025-05-16 08:43 am
powerhungry) wrote2025-05-16 08:43 amSALTBURNT | hex club group chat.
HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: |
powerhungry) wrote2025-05-16 08:43 am
HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: |
✉️ text — un: silco.
Please use this chat to notify other staff of upcoming absences (planned or unscheduled) and other work-related events or emergencies as they come up.
Thank you.
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un: end.user.license.agreement
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@finn
Also, any of the other bouncers want to get a workout group together? Maybe a morning routine. I'm trying to get a consistent regimen going again. No problem bringing anyone else in.
It will be open to the dancers, too. And, really anyone who might want to be involved. I've run drills before. Let me know.
Oh. I'm Riley. Bouncer and Host. Nice to meet everyone on here.
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🔒 PRIVATE to SILCO.
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i laughed
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seeking: one brave bouncer to volunteer for the prestigious honor of stapling saber's disciplinary write-up directly to his ass
this is part of our employee enrichment program 💋
🔪 SABER’S LIST OF CRIMES (LIVE UPDATE):
• tried to volunteer to "rough me up" during workout groups like we’re in a very different kind of club
• breathing way too confidently for someone without health insurance
• attempted leg-hump (target: me, unprovoked. attitude: confident.)
• asked if we "like seeing him wet" like he’s auditioning for jail
• public menace to tip trays, coat racks, and god
• generally exists like he has diplomatic immunity
• not even a little bit sorry
• violating the spirit of at least 4 HR rules
• making shadowheart consider voluntary mute status
🖇️ QUALIFICATIONS TO STAPLE SABER:
• own or can borrow a stapler (regular or industrial)
• firm hands, cruel heart, great aim
• must make it poetic or humiliating — both = extra credit
💌 apply to be club stapler today. pls be honest about your passions and skill set
perks include: light cardio, my exclusive seal of approval & the thrill of righteous vengeance
xoxo
– miss ani, unofficial head of public executions
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text ❖ @shadowheart
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✉️ text — un: silco.
As before, please use this chat to give notice of absences or emergencies.
Bad behavior will earn a warning or an HR notice; three of either will result in firing and an immediate ban from both clubs.
Thank you.
@koby
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