SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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@mommylonglegs

[longlegs]

[ seeing what the saber convo is turning into ]

i think you forgot the 'dick swinger of all time' category btw

[haggle]

LMAO 😮‍💨

( scientists will study the phenomena forever in papers titled, is it testosterone trapped in a small place or the biological effect ani has on men? )

men don't get that if i wanted a dick measuring contest i'd whip out a ruler and then win

[longlegs]

well you don't have to spoil the ending like that

[revvedup]

that's always how those contests end.

[longlegs]

okay, point

so since ani is the clear winner what prize do we get her

[revvedup]

i'm not sure they make a champagne strong enough or in a bottle that's big enough.

@ 🦋 you got another preference?

[longlegs]

considering all the superpowers we've got laying around we could definitely make the world's biggest bottle

but i agree the boss should decide

[revvedup]

don't know how i could contribute except for maybe holding the bottle and pouring it but i'm willing to try.