SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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text — un: BUFFY

[bronze]

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ i can lift more than jake

[nightsung]

Could you lift me?

[bronze]

i could probably lift about
hmmmm
twenty to thirty of you no problem

[nightsung]

[ where have u been all her life ]

I'd say we should fire the existing bouncers and give you their jobs, but I'd rather have you sweeping me off my feet while they're busy tossing drunks out the door.

[bronze]

( buffy, now learned and experienced with flirting with women, knows exactly how to handle this.

)

i'll definitely catch you

[nightsung]

🖤🖤🖤

[haggle]

i know you can baby 💋
but we gotta let jakey feel like a special boy or he gets cranky :(
he's a real sensitive type, you know?

[bronze]

oh i totally know. he seems like the type 😔
i'll get on cleaning duty, boss

[haggle]

you know it really gets me hot when you call me that

one sec
think you could give me a little boost, baby? i was gonna get a ladder for some of the decorations, but
if you're offering and all

[bronze]

( 😇😏😇😏 )

ha!! i'm on it. i'll put you up on my shoulders.
be right there

[haggle]

yay ❤️
you can look up my skirt if you wanna
i wore my lucky thong today

[bronze]

kinda sounds more like it's my lucky thong
💝

( briefly thinks about the inevitability that silco will read these messages. promptly dies. )

[haggle]

ok sweet-talker
you better stop before i get you in trouble

[ailerons]

You know, Supergirl, this isn't a competition

[ Said the most competitive man to ever breathe air. ]

[bronze]

don't put yourself down, captain planet. i bet you'd really give me a run for my money

[ailerons]

Are you flirting with me right now?

[bronze]

( )

i thought i was patronizing you?

[ailerons]

This isn't the 1950s, Buffy
Women can do more than one thing at once

[bronze]

right. because women developed the ability to multitask after the 50s.
as in, after rosie the riveter in ww2.