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SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

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Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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Just for my own clarification, when you say the "board", is that you? Or are there others who are a part of the group?

[ is this so he knows who to suck up to? obviously, yes. ]

good question michael

u may direct all board questions 2 me but trust that we r many 🫡

Understood. All the better to keep an eye on wayward employees, is it?

And do pardon the confusion of my "username", I believe it is called? It felt improper to use my first name, so the surname it was. I am Sebastian Michaelis. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Director.

[ 🤩 DIRECTOR 🤩 ]

indeed!!!!!

[ copying his fancy vibe. why not? ]

the pleasure is all OURS seb
very professional behaviour
ten points

Thank you very much. I do my utmost to be professional in all things, so I hope the board will find my performance satisfactory.

I will hold the points dearly, of course.

[ is he joking... no. he will absolutely keep a detailed record of how many points he earns, even if it's totally arbitrary. stupid. ]

what kind of point system is this?

a scientific one 👩‍🔬
pls refer 2 the rubric provided ☝️

[ew effort]

the work ethic i'm used to is "don't kill your coworkers"

does that apply here?

depends on the coworker

Edited 2025-05-16 20:46 (UTC)

so if someone eats my food or takes my things and they end up dead that's cool? great

nuh uh 👎
no killing without the boss man’s permission

[kissing ass in his own special way:]

boss man and i might have a problem there i don't give people the time for permission.

unless someone distracts me

You’re an employee. You give me the time for permission by definition. And if you intend to spend your time on distractions rather than the role for which you’ve been hired, tell me now, and you can quit.