SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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[haggle]

no one listens to foghat dude

( speedrunning the five stages of grief reading a man saying some cornball shit and realizing with abject horror you still want to fuck him anyway — )

three swings and a miss, this losing streak is starting to make me feel so sad for you
cute of you to use my name btw
& to think i haven't read bigger encyclopedias 💔

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[ailerons]

"No one"??
You just said you like the Beatles

[ Jake kind of imagines that Silco would like The Beatles. Or the soundtrack to Amadeus. ]

For the record
"Encyclopedia" is a not the way to spell satisfyer pro
And everyone loves an underdog, Ani [ Said a man who has never thought of himself as an underdog. ]
I'll turn this around

Lucky letter E

[haggle]

first of all i have a thing called taste
second of all this is the most insulting day of my goddamn life
i don't go outta my way to listen to a bunch of dudes who jerked each other off thanks

satisfyer pro??? please
sounds like the name of a fucked-up dildo
which i guess is exactly what you are

( ani mikheeva's personal dildo (derogatory) (affectionate somehow) ??? )

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rest assured you're top dog at losing baby

[ailerons]

[ Like, immediately: ]

As much as I'm enjoying learning all about who you think had the time to have touring orgies

Going with O
For Oh ye of little faith
And
You know
;)

[haggle]

i'd say pick up a rolling stone article and read all about it except
well
you can't really do that can you :(

yeah
o for obnoxious
and fucking capital O obsessed with my ass

( like, literally. figuratively, too. )

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congrats on your stay of execution hungman
guess you got lucky with that big O huh

[ailerons]

I have eyes
I can appreciate a work of art

Even if I never learned how to read :(

[ And it's such a great ass. Squats, you know. It's a purely professional appreciation. ""Professional"" ]

I told you I'd turn this around
F?

[haggle]

uhhh bitch did picasso work his ass off on the mona lisa just for you to call it "a work of art"
i don't fucking think so
i'll help you out, hooked on phonics. okay?
the word you're looking for is "masterpiece"

( a simple "fuck off" would be so amateur hour: )

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look at you
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