SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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✉️ text — un: silco.

[powerhungry]

[ Sent at the very end of the night: ]

Thank you all for a job well done. Please take tomorrow off to rest and recuperate.

Service will remain suspended over the weekend, but all employees will be expected to come in Monday to help clean up both venues in anticipation of regular operations next week.

@BUFFY

[bronze]

thanks boss 👏👏👏

[powerhungry]

[ Never the type to dole out more praise than necessary, but aware of the fact that he hadn't interacted with the party set-up delegation text chain at all: ]

👍

[bronze]

( acknowledgement............. )

@🦋

[haggle]

c'mon
treat the kids to some fucking playtime
i've got clean-up covered

@ zombieboy you're on clean-up duty with yours truly 💖
you wanted to fuck around now you're gonna find out you sorry ass fucking slacker

[masticated]

can't get enough of me huh❤️ yeah i'll clean up with ya

you know i was six feet under right?

[haggle]

don't fucking die on me next time asshole 🤷🏻‍♀️

[masticated]

worried about me?
i'll be good for you

[haggle]

worried about the bullshit you keep dragging into my turf? yeah, always
you even capable of being a good dog?

[masticated]

you were bullshit free for a week
sometimes

when i'm well-fed ;)

not here.

[smudgy]

[ men will say you’re gonna kill each other and then let someone else finish the job smh ]

ALSO not here.

[ailerons]

[ the face of a man realizing that all of the people he knows at this job could feasibly be the culprit for this. ]

@hangman

[ailerons]

Are you telling me we don't get a gold star for extra credit?

[ Area man poorly pretends he is not going to show up bright and early with (1) coffee 😔 ]

[haggle]

( hm. area woman not not considering the merits of forming reward sticker chart for area man, actually — )

you jealous i'm makin saber my personal footstool or something? knew you were a fucking masochist
i've got two feet yknow 😘

[ailerons]

[ ]

*Perfectionist
;)

Poor man just died, Ani
I am just trying to keep a sense of peace and decorum at the workplace

[haggle]

( first of all: )

hahaha
shit that's funny. "man" is doing a lotta fucking work in that sentence

( squinting. with all the same annoying foresight of a fortune teller who looks at you like they know when and how you're doing to die, or a kid withholding the golden secret they won't share with you: )

i know what you're doing, jake

[ailerons]

Do you?

[ Squinting back. Easy breezy, light and easy, ]

Should I buy a vowel?

not here

[masticated]

[powerhungry]

[ ]

@koby

[kobes]

I'll happily assist on Monday, the weekend off is more than enough.

[translation: he doesn't trust saber alone with anyone 😠😠😠]

[haggle]

dude
do you ever fucking take a break
it's like watching the goddamn energizer bunny

( koby just keeps on going... and going ... and going ... )

[kobes]

I sleep at night. When I'm not busy.
It's okay, I don't need a ton of sleep
ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊

[haggle]

that has to be breaking at least like
10 child labor laws
get your ass to bed right now

[kobes]

Ani, we're practically the same age.

[haggle]

that's a weird way to say
"yes ani yes ma'am whatever you say ma'am you're the boss of me and this entire fucking operation"
"you're so beautiful ani i'll do whatever you say ani"