SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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@ 🦋

[haggle]

there once was a queen draped in diamonds and spite
who built an empire on pussy and fight
she hired the most broken, unhinged, and insane
a trauma circus glued together by booze and champagne

silco's got one eye but somehow still spies
every tax loophole and felony and lying disguise
thinks he's the brains but let's all be clear
i'm the one keeping us out of prison here

jake's got that fighter pilot dick energy
flies into danger then cries "baby, rescue me"
hot as hell, dumb as rocks, pisses me off for hundreds of days
but god help me, i'd ride him in seventeen ways
don't tell him i said that — his ego's too big
he already thinks he's god's personal gig

yeko keeps men in line with a look that could kill
one squeeze of the balls and they're signing the will
she's terrifying, she's gorgeous, she's colder than me
which is saying a lot if we're being honest see

sam survived literal serial killers and stayed sane
meanwhile i can't get you dumbasses to follow one campaign
she's tougher than all of you dickheads combined
but somehow still works here — girl, you out of your mind?

adrian's our janitor, mops up the cum
kills people for fun then acts fucking dumb
"is murder bad?" YES ADRIAN, CHRIST
but honestly? the dude's weirdly precise

koby works harder than jesus on speed
blind to red flags, it's a spiritual need
"he seems trustworthy!" he says with a smile
about a guy with face tats and a criminal file
plus he's got a thing for guys packing heat
don't mean the gun if you know what i mean sweet

saber got his head served to me on a plate
(long story, don't ask, involved some debate)
and shadowheart was still fucking the guy
babe i love you but WHAT THE FUCK WHY?
he chases every woman he'll never bag
you're dating DOCTOR STRANGE honey have some fucking swag

armand's a 500 year old theatrical bitch
looks like a french art teacher who got vampire rich
turtlenecks and trauma and existential dread
but at least he's immortal so i don't gotta replace him when he's dead

and jinx with her guns
has a bigger dick than all of you sons
all you bitches combined and she know it too
swinging that thing like a wrecking ball through
honestly? respect. that takes confidence babe
you're out here making these men feel like they're in the wrong cave

happy bonus you sluts and you freaks
now get back to work before i lose my shit and audit
👑💎🔥🖕

@Armand

[nishtha]

👏

Our new resident poet. I hope Spike is taking notes.

[haggle]

hang on i've got a spike WIP on tap

oi oi bruv dropped me ciggy on the ground
economy's bitch, i'd sell me nan for a great british pound (😉)
leather trousers hugging me bollocks like a wraparound
don't need to be a lass to get all these inches (no homo)
cheeks so tight when i move they squeak in slowmo

[nishtha]

Uncanny. It's as if he's in the room.

@TRICKY🦊

[endow]

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congratulations! your art has increased your holiday gift tenfold 🥰🥰🥰

[haggle]

is it a private viewing to a ball stomping sesh??
aww you shouldn't have ❤️❤️

[endow]

ball stomping sessions aren't anything special, ani
but i can give one to you! any man will take them from me because it's me

you amuse me, i love rhymes and songs! i am framing this

not here

[nightsung]

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@ADRIAN

[quizzes]

the cum really isn't that bad!!
love you ani

[haggle]

mwah love you too baby
but if you ever say "the cum really isn't that bad" and "love you ani" that close together again
i'm gonna take that mop and turn your ass into a human popsicle
xoxo

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[quizzes]

oh shit
okay this is good to know
hold please

( approximately one hour later (with many drafts, most of them going through bob first who mostly says dude, i don't know): )

there once was a baddie named ani
who worked day and night as a nanny
when crisis arose she turned up her nose
and said "shut up and kiss my fanny"

so ani had nickname on the clock
which people would call down the block
on the floor she'd stroll to take up the pole
to the chant of "there goes monster cock!"

'cause ani had big strap energy
though if you ever saw it, you'd make a mean enemy
jake talks about planes and needs work on his game
but when ani says, his legs go open sesame!

it's a fact ani's a hot, bad bitch
who won't hesitate to throw you in a ditch
her workers adore her, they'd do anything for her
but mostly they hear "get out if you're not rich!"

in conclusion, ani's the best, it's true
she has daily offers to lick the bottom of her shoe
she's a marshmallow inside, with a very thick hide
and yes, ani, i loooooooooooove you

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[quizzes]

and i didn't mention cum once!

also not here

[rehandle]

[ Sorry 2 Shadowheart, he knows better than to say a word here, but was that a downvote for Saber and an upvote for him?

Bonus secured. Happy holidays 🎄🎄🎄 ]

@buck120

[maoa]

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(obviously the answer is yes)