mwah love you too baby but if you ever say "the cum really isn't that bad" and "love you ani" that close together again i'm gonna take that mop and turn your ass into a human popsicle xoxo
( approximately one hour later (with many drafts, most of them going through bob first who mostly says dude, i don't know): )
there once was a baddie named ani who worked day and night as a nanny when crisis arose she turned up her nose and said "shut up and kiss my fanny"
so ani had nickname on the clock which people would call down the block on the floor she'd stroll to take up the pole to the chant of "there goes monster cock!"
'cause ani had big strap energy though if you ever saw it, you'd make a mean enemy jake talks about planes and needs work on his game but when ani says, his legs go open sesame!
it's a fact ani's a hot, bad bitch who won't hesitate to throw you in a ditch her workers adore her, they'd do anything for her but mostly they hear "get out if you're not rich!"
in conclusion, ani's the best, it's true she has daily offers to lick the bottom of her shoe she's a marshmallow inside, with a very thick hide and yes, ani, i loooooooooooove you
@ADRIAN
love you ani
no subject
but if you ever say "the cum really isn't that bad" and "love you ani" that close together again
i'm gonna take that mop and turn your ass into a human popsicle
xoxo
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okay this is good to know
hold please
( approximately one hour later (with many drafts, most of them going through bob first who mostly says dude, i don't know): )
there once was a baddie named ani
who worked day and night as a nanny
when crisis arose she turned up her nose
and said "shut up and kiss my fanny"
so ani had nickname on the clock
which people would call down the block
on the floor she'd stroll to take up the pole
to the chant of "there goes monster cock!"
'cause ani had big strap energy
though if you ever saw it, you'd make a mean enemy
jake talks about planes and needs work on his game
but when ani says, his legs go open sesame!
it's a fact ani's a hot, bad bitch
who won't hesitate to throw you in a ditch
her workers adore her, they'd do anything for her
but mostly they hear "get out if you're not rich!"
in conclusion, ani's the best, it's true
she has daily offers to lick the bottom of her shoe
she's a marshmallow inside, with a very thick hide
and yes, ani, i loooooooooooove you
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