SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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[haggle]

you packing any wards that make men regret their life choices?
i was thinking ball removal on entry but we can workshop it

[rehandle]

[ Ani Mikheeva, never change. ]

Not yet, but I'm a master craftsman. I can work to realize a vision.

[haggle]

cute
master craftsmen meet master visionary

here's the vision, wards for:

koby's room
— bonus points awarded if you can chill his "aura" or whatever the fuck. think benzo barrier

my room + jake's
— magical mute button against men's psychic attacks ❤️ doubles as protection (from me) for jake
— no one gets in without my invite. vampire rules shit

the club
— embry & angel are on the no-fly list
— punishment ideas: ball removal, shock collar setting, permanent dick-don't-work disease, neutered ego, receding hairline, frontal lobe finishes developing

[rehandle]

It's an honor to be collaborating with you.

Koby
Good call. I can work with him to see if we can come up with some kind of suppressant element.

You & Jake
Literal psychic attacks or are we talking the natural result of speaking while afflicted with the condition of being a man? [ He's missed her, actually. ] How about magical selective hearing? Might take me a while, but I can make it portable. Optional peace wherever you go.

The rest is easy, consider it done by tomorrow night latest.

The Club
Design concept: they bump up against the ward like flies against a closed window, I'm alerted. If I'm free, I'll go and say hello myself, keeping those ideas fresh in mind. If I'm busy, I'll alert security, who I'm sure will have plenty ideas of their own.