SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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[masticated]

i bet you will

give me a call whenever you want :)

[haggle]

✔️ READ.

( a few minutes later: )

@ shadowheart come get your dog
he's tryna hump my leg

[nightsung]

Spray him with the tonic water tap. That keeps him quiet for a few minutes

[haggle]

if he starts moanin i'm blaming you
do i need a priest or a vet to put him down

[masticated]

[ignoring everything:]

you two like seeing me all wet don't ya

[haggle]

LOL
jesus christ

@ silco
requesting permission to issue a write-up and staple it to his ass
xoxo

[powerhungry]

Permission granted, with the caveat that one of the other bouncers does the stapling.

[masticated]

any of the bouncers that so much as touch a stapler near me i'll gut you



professionally

[deadnerve]

wouldnt be the first time

[masticated]

i know where you sleep

[deadnerve]

i know where YOU sleep

[masticated]

do you think you sound threatening???

[deadnerve]

do you think i feel threatened?

[masticated]

don't start what you can't finish

[deadnerve]

[if neon didn't just take his phone away and put it on a very tall shelf, he'd be burning you so bad rn buddy]

[altercates]

That gonna be the working relationship here on out?

[masticated]

depends

you gonna try and staple something to my ass and expect me to do nothing about it?

[altercates]

Staples don't go very deep. We've got a medical guy, don't we?

How about frontside instead?

[ this is way too early into their hiring to be this messy, let's attempt to keep the peace? maybe? ]

[masticated]

i know exactly what staples do i've gotten creative with them

no stapling and i won't do anything. any stapling and i will. problem?

[altercates]

Then what's with the attitude? You could just apologize to Miss Ani instead of doing all this.

[masticated]

what attitude i'm having a normal reaction to someone stapling my ass

[he's literally not but ok]

[altercates]

Towards management, not your punk ass. There's a time and place for it, and it's not now.

You applied for this. That means you have to work with other people.

[powerhungry]

You've already had your say. What we're discussing is the consequence, not the cause.

Until you can learn how to play nice or prove yourself useful, you're in no position to set terms with the others.

[ And this is, in typical reprimands, where, "Apologize to Ani (and all the other women in the chat), and we'll forget about the stapler," would fall, but in this case ... it doesn't! ]

[masticated]

✔️Message read.

[haggle]

noted thank u big bossman