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[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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NAME: sam
QUALIFICATIONS: CHECK ALL THAT APPLY
✔️ IQ ABOVE ROOM TEMP (RARE) (i graduated anyway)
✔️ CAN COUNT TO TEN (WITHOUT USING HANDS) (or toes)
✔️ KNOWS HOW TO SAY "NO REFUNDS" WITHOUT CRYING (THAT'S NOT YOU, KOBY) (or blinking)
✔️ WILLING TO THROW A MEAN RIGHT HOOK (always)
✔️ HAS NOT FUCKED OVER 50% OF THE EMPLOYEES (not that i know of)
✔️ HAS NOT EVER CRIED ON THE CLOCK (not yet)

SPECIAL SKILLS:
- dealing with shitheads who called me a murderer and a bitch at least once a week
- retail (there they’d just call me a bitch)
- running in boots (sometimes with heels)
- taser-ball torture
- kill strikes, shots, and stabs
- surviving (so far)
- cooking

CONFLICT RESOLUTION STYLE:
✔️ PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE
☐ CRYING TO MOMMY
✔️ VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
☐ MANIPULATION
✔️ TEACHER VOICE
✔️ "DO YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE, BITCH?"
☐ ALL OF THE ABOVE (PREFERRED)

WHY SHOULD YOU BE IN CHARGE WHILE I'M AWAY?
i shouldn’t, if you find someone better for the job.