SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 42 people: Silco, Gwen, Faith, Hawk, Neon, Buffy, Cassian, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Stephen, Yeko, Zephir, Dean, Tara, Wanda, Jake, Saber, Sanji, Adrian; Ani, Peony, Bob, Yelena, Valentina, Sam, Max, Tristan, Parisa, Qimir, Thresher, Armand, Shauna, Cellar, Roza, Iggy, Isolde, Peter, Wally, Danny, Eddie, Teddie.

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[haggle]

( why does even the most innocuous question from saber feel like bumping into a new york flasher. you wanna buy a watch? like she doesn't know the only surprise about to spring out from under their coat is a cock. still: )

swear to god if you send me a pic of someone's pussy instead of fucking pancakes i'm blocking your ass

[masticated]

hey a guy's gotta eat promise it's not my dick or someone's pussy

[the real question here is why ani hasn't blocked him yet which means he's going to keep trying (and succeeding) with getting away with things, but in an effort to play along and play along nicely, saber sends a photo of his breakfast:

attached (1) photo: foreground, plate one: 5 large pancakes, stacked, melted butter and maple syrup layered between each one. plate two: six pieces of bacon, two sausage patties, one large serving of home fries. in the background: a large glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, a chute of champagne, and a mug of coffee. in the background background across the table: a blurry cellar and the arm of devon.]

see? told ya so. some left for you if you wanna join