SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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text ❖ @shadowheart

[nightsung]

If whomever's stealing bras and panties from the Hex Club and Pink Slip dressing rooms is an in-house employee, you have 36 hours to put them back where you found them before my sharpest heels find your most sensitive parts. 🖤

@finn

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Not doing that. Is someone actually doing that?

[nightsung]

Awfully quick to deny it, aren't you?

@ michaelis

[cutlery]

It has only just opened... How are we having such problems already?

[ like he knew y'all were messy just based on everything else but damn??? ]

[nightsung]

I think we're lucky it didn't start before we opened, frankly.

not here.

[smudgy]

[ this is what happens when you encourage saber. ]

also not here

[nightsung]

[ does hosing him with tonic water every day count as encouragement ]

@ 🦋

[haggle]

📌 HR MEMO — URGENT(ish)
since nobody's brave enough to fess up, we're putting it to a vote. here's the lineup of likeliest suspects — buckle the fuck up

🖤 Devon — probably too hungover to even lift a sock
👼 Koby — would never steal my panties, but probably cries if you accuse him
😇 Riley Finn — too innocent for this mess... or is that what he wants you to think???
🩲 Jake Seresin — way too busy sniffing my panties to steal anyone else's
🔪 Saber — full-on perv, prime suspect and prime pain in the ass
🐶 Steve Rogers — sweet puppy face. more likely to apologize to your panties than steal em

cast your votes, you fucking clowns. winner cleans the dressing rooms with a toothbrush

[bronze]

🔪

[masticated]

🩲🖤😇

[nightsung]

🔪🔪🔪

[haggle]

🔪

@finn

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🔪🔪🔪

[kobes]

🔪

[advertising]

Is that really my reputation? Doesn't know his way around a pair of underwear?

Would also really appreciate it to be represented by anything other than an angel

[deadnerve]

🔪 bc that bitch voted for me

[ailerons]

You know, Ani, if you wanted my attention, they have this invention called texting

[ But, also, gotta repay his dues: ]

🔪

[bronze]

( buffy who assumed it was spike— )

hey my stuff’s gone missing too!! who’s the biggest perv here?

[nightsung]

[ it was, but not from hex club 😔 ]

Saber seems likely, but I wouldn't rule out other suspects.

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( )

Yours, too!

@zombieboy

[masticated]

i don't need to steal them when they're given to me

[nightsung]

I find it hard to believe that Koby is gifting you anything.

[powerhungry]

Given that it seems increasingly likely our thief is not a member of our staff, I must request that our security team keep more of an eye on the comings and goings of our guests.

Anyone apprehended is expected to return all stolen garments, with interest paid to the club at your discretion.

@koby

[kobes]

Again??

@hangman

[ailerons]

36 hours seems damn generous, coming from you
Spending 35 fixing your claws?