SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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✉️ text — un: silco.

[powerhungry]

Hello, all.

Please use this chat to notify other staff of upcoming absences (planned or unscheduled) and other work-related events or emergencies as they come up.

Thank you.

[bronze]

🫡 yes boss

should i mention now that i’ve never had a job
do we have punch cards?

[powerhungry]

[ "boss" 😌 ]

No punch cards necessary. The assigned shifts are more to ensure the club is never empty during operating hours than to keep strict track of your comings and goings.

You wouldn't count "Slayer" as a job?

[bronze]

( but punching cards seems fun 😭 )

i didn’t get paid. i mean, don’t get me wrong, my work ethic was ( sometimes questionable ) above and beyond. lightyears beyond. moon landing beyond.

[smudgy]

that’s ok buffy!!
i never had a job before nami hired me unless u count blowing stuff up for silco 💥
and now im a chef 😏

i think u will be great!!
& thanks 4 the stuffed animal 🐣
he looks like u

[bronze]

i thought you only blew up zombies?
just don’t get the chefing and the blowing up and the boarding confused

how do i look like a duck!!!!

@GETJINXED

[smudgy]

remember that ur continued employment 💸 is subject to board 🧐 approval 🙅‍♀️
and we 👩🏻‍🏫 r always watching 👁️

our 1st employee of the month is koby 😲 congratulations koby 🎉 u did very good 👍 helping put up the welcome sign ✌️ and making the rota 🗒️ twice 2️⃣ after the board spilled blue drink 🍹 on the first rota 😗

@koby

[kobes]

I would like to formally thank everyone I have ever met for this opportunity and privilege and I will not squander my employee of the month status.

Also please whoever is vandalizing the welcome sign, it is not spelled "welcum". Please remember that poor grammar makes us look unprofessional.

[bronze]

congrats koby 🙌 i didn’t do it, my jokes are way better than that

[deadnerve]

what'd he win

1/?

[smudgy]

[ FUCK ]

[smudgy]

ahahahahha
a prize
obviously

not here

[nightsung]

[ judging ur overuse of emojis ]

@ michaelis

[cutlery]

Just for my own clarification, when you say the "board", is that you? Or are there others who are a part of the group?

[ is this so he knows who to suck up to? obviously, yes. ]

@finn

[advertising]

Exactly how will people be choosing which host they want? Will there be a binder put together?

[powerhungry]

Something like that. The information you provided in your job applications will be made available for guests to peruse, but, perhaps more importantly, you will be on the bar floor for your shifts, during which, if you are not occupied, you will be expected to encourage similarly unentangled guests to bid for your time.

@zombieboy

[masticated]

crystal clear buddy

i'm sure this will work out exactly how you want

[powerhungry]

Any more lip and you can expect your employment to be terminated.

[nightsung]

I suppose you always did strike me as the type to get fired on your first day of work.

[deadnerve]

you're so popular

un: 🦋

[haggle]

emergency advice 4 the baby rookies:
hydration = stamina
"i don’t usually do this" more than twice = about to cry or propose
"i'm different" from a dude 🚨🚨🚨 he is, he's WORSE
wants to meet u off-clock = wants ur soft spots for free, don't fall for that shit. set boundaries for urself and keep em

if u got a bad vibe, tell em silco needs u in the back
works better if he's in the same room

also who the fuck took my pink lighter shaped like a gun. i'm not mad. i'm worse

un: end.user.license.agreement

[dinastia]

also to add to this if u come to the bar when i'm there and ask for a Motor Oil i can make an excuse to get u out of a situation immediately. because nobody would ever actually want to drink a motor oil i assume

and if u ask for an Alastor i will come beat the ass of whoever ur with

@sgr

[altercates]

It's behind the bar counter. The lighter, I mean.

What does it mean when the owner wants the guy out back?

@kpyr7.8

[suturing]

just in case this isn't common knowledge: if anything breaks on the bar counter, throw out ALL the ice and stop serving until everything's cleaned. i don't care if it's on the service side.

if i have to perform emergency surgery on a customer for accidentally swallowing glass, i'm making whoever's responsible eat it too.

@shadowheart

[nightsung]

What if the customer deserves to swallow glass?