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SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP
GROUP CHAT.
SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT.

28 people:
Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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Hello, all.

Please use this chat to notify other staff of upcoming absences (planned or unscheduled) and other work-related events or emergencies as they come up.

Thank you.

🫡 yes boss should i mention now that i’ve never had a job do we have punch cards?

[ "boss" 😌 ]

No punch cards necessary. The assigned shifts are more to ensure the club is never empty during operating hours than to keep strict track of your comings and goings.

You wouldn't count "Slayer" as a job?

remember that ur continued employment 💸 is subject to board 🧐 approval 🙅‍♀️
and we 👩🏻‍🏫 r always watching 👁️

our 1st employee of the month is koby 😲 congratulations koby 🎉 u did very good 👍 helping put up the welcome sign ✌️ and making the rota 🗒️ twice 2️⃣ after the board spilled blue drink 🍹 on the first rota 😗

Edited 2025-05-16 16:27 (UTC)

I would like to formally thank everyone I have ever met for this opportunity and privilege and I will not squander my employee of the month status. Also please whoever is vandalizing the welcome sign, it is not spelled "welcum". Please remember that poor grammar makes us look unprofessional.

that’s ok buffy!!
i never had a job before nami hired me unless u count blowing stuff up for silco 💥
and now im a chef 😏

i think u will be great!!
& thanks 4 the stuffed animal 🐣
he looks like u

( but punching cards seems fun 😭 )

i didn’t get paid. i mean, don’t get me wrong, my work ethic was ( sometimes questionable ) above and beyond. lightyears beyond. moon landing beyond.

i thought you only blew up zombies? just don’t get the chefing and the blowing up and the boarding confused how do i look like a duck!!!!

congrats koby 🙌 i didn’t do it, my jokes are way better than that

it’s a lot of jobs but i have a lot of energy ⚡️⚡️⚡️

because ur cute like a duck duh !!!

Thank you, Buffy. I know you'd never do anything like that, you're a very upstanding citizen and you don't think its funny when I cry.

lots of coffee? that’s the secret stuff to peppiness

( oh. 🫣 weep. )

okay i accept duckiness anyway don’t mention it. that’s from spike. i stole it from him because i’m mean.