SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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[deadnerve]

what'd he win

1/?

[smudgy]

[ FUCK ]

[smudgy]

ahahahahha
a prize
obviously

[deadnerve]

[sus]

is there gonna be a photo on the wall somewhere

[powerhungry]

[ DEEP SIGH ]

In the back hallway, next to the closet.

[deadnerve]

prestigious, i like that

[nonetheless, he wants to win next month!!!]

[smudgy]

[ 🩵! ]

[kobes]

There will??? Really??? Thank you so much!!!

[smudgy]

duh!!!!!!!
& that’s not even the prize 🎁

[deadnerve]

well duh, a framed photo of yourself alone would be pretty lame

especially in a closet

[*next to a closet, same thing]

[smudgy]

dw i’ll work on moving 🏃🏻‍♀️ the pics 🌠
the owner is sweet on me 🤫
i mean
the board 😇

[advertising]

will prizes be distributed monthly?

[smudgy]

course they will stud
the board is generous and creative 🤩

[advertising]

Jinx, is the board just you?

[powerhungry]

Yes.

[advertising]

Great to have her on board, then.

( but this feels v e r y subjective. )

[smudgy]

no🫸
there r several anonymous board members 👨🏻
pls respect their privacy 🙏

[ one of them might be nami, based on the decision made this month. who can say 😗 ]

[advertising]

is there a process to joining the board? should one want to?

[powerhungry]

[ Typed and deleted: "Any prizes or similar bonuses will be decided upon and distributed strictly in accordance with satisfactory employee performance." ]

3/3

[smudgy]

to be revealed 😱
at the opening night party 🥳
that ur all invited to
tomorrow ✨

[deadnerve]

[successfully less sus]

alright, fuck yea 😎🌟🌟

[smudgy]

[ t-minus ten to think of a prize that doesn’t explode help ]

we look forward to reviewing ur performance 🧑‍💼👩🏻‍💼👨‍💼

[deadnerve]

what earns bonus credit
or builds favoritism

[smudgy]

[ checks notes— ]

👨‍💼 professionalism
🏋️ work ethic
⭐️ FLAIR
💡 innovation
💥 that special something

[deadnerve]

what's your
i mean the board's
favorite snack