SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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[haggle]

the fucking balfours?? HR??
babe it's me. i'm HR
you need someone's ass stapled you come to me

[crystalled]

[ mommy,,, ]

is the other guy the one who staples our asses when we're late to work

[powerhungry]

Tardiness won't earn such a punishment unless it becomes chronic.

But, no. I believe our bouncers are currently jockeying for the honor of wielding the stapler.

[crystalled]

you do look like more of a paper clip guy

[powerhungry]

I've been told we both know how to keep things in order.

[ is this ...... a joke ................. ]

[haggle]

oh my god

[powerhungry]

Not raunchy enough?

[haggle]

oh you wanna do raunchy? okay, boss man, next time work "three-hole punch" into it and we'll talk

[ not here ]

[masticated]

[dude]

not here

[nightsung]

[ dad-coded.... ]

[crystalled]

[ daddy??? ]

i love an organized workplace environment
my last place could probably learn something from you

not here.

[smudgy]

[ if u don’t love him at his dad u don’t deserve him at his daddy 🩵 ]

[haggle]

silco's me but with worse tits
i do the stapling, he does the paperwork 💋

[crystalled]

if you want any help stapling i'm around
or erasing i guess
staple removing