SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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✉️ text — un: silco.

[powerhungry]

As of this notice, this group chat is serving as an open channel of communication between the employees of the Hex Club and our friends at the Pink Slip.

As before, please use this chat to give notice of absences or emergencies.

Bad behavior will earn a warning or an HR notice; three of either will result in firing and an immediate ban from both clubs.

Thank you.

@koby

[kobes]

[non-denominational ocean gods help them all...]

Thank you, Mr. Silco and Ms. Ani. And thank you for the assistance in covering my shifts.

[someone got his head cracked open and called out for a week right after getting the job...]

@BUFFY

[bronze]

feel better koby!

[kobes]

Thank you, Ms. Buffy. (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) I'm barely even concussed anymore.
I appreciate your help and will absolutely assist in any way possible, to repay you.

[haggle]

omg you're such a kissass
🫶
did you do your homework yet
yknow

[kobes]

I'm living up to my employee of the month title for the next two and a half days.
ॱ⋅.˳˳.⋅˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅ઇଓॱ⋅.˳˳.⋅˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅ઇଓॱ⋅.˳˳.⋅˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅ઇଓ

Oh, yes. I'm writing up my formal review, I'll have it on your desk by EOD.৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

[haggle]

look at my lil overachiever
i used to babysit you and now you're drafting dick reports
you grow up so fast 🥲

[kobes]

You never BABYSAT me, we're nearly the same age.
And the report isn't on that. Unless it's supposed to be. I was reviewing the
Supplies, not the accessories.

[haggle]

how old are you again
14???
baby i've got trauma older than you

i take it back 😮‍💨 koby don't disappoint me like all men do
you said you were employee of the month
employee of the month doesn't talk back to miss ani
he fills out the blowjob rubric and drops off his throat notes

[homosexuals]

Language, Miss Mikheeva.

[don't bully his boyfriend's bestie!!]

[haggle]

suck my dick
respectfully ❤️

[homosexuals]

Respectfully, I'm not sure it would fit.

[haggle]

that's quitter's talk baby 😮‍💨😮‍💨
open wider

@drakonslayer

[areou]

👍

( and now immediately turning off notifications bc damn doesn't anyone here know how to stfu (pot, kettle) )

@leftcenter

[diarists]

what she said.

@finn

[advertising]

👌🏻

@freya

[crystalled]

who's HR? the balfours?

un: 🦋

[haggle]

the fucking balfours?? HR??
babe it's me. i'm HR
you need someone's ass stapled you come to me

[crystalled]

[ mommy,,, ]

is the other guy the one who staples our asses when we're late to work

[powerhungry]

Tardiness won't earn such a punishment unless it becomes chronic.

But, no. I believe our bouncers are currently jockeying for the honor of wielding the stapler.

[crystalled]

you do look like more of a paper clip guy

[haggle]

silco's me but with worse tits
i do the stapling, he does the paperwork 💋

[crystalled]

if you want any help stapling i'm around
or erasing i guess
staple removing

@ michaelis

[cutlery]

Well, this is as good a time as any to mention it, now that things are nicely consolidated. Thank you, Mr. Silco, for this makes things far easier.

I have taken up a managerial position at the Pink Slip, so should you run into any issues, have suggestions, or otherwise have matters to discuss, please do feel free to reach out at any time. I will do my utmost to resolve them to the best of my ability. To the discretion of its proprietor, of course.

I am also available at the Hex Club, but I am merely a bartender and host there, so contacting The Board (or Mr. Silco) would be more productive.

If we have not met yet, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

- Sebastian Michaelis

@GETJINXED

[smudgy]

remember ‼️
the hex club ✨ board is observing this chat 👁️ and has already shot one guy’s dick this month 🍆🔫
with actual bullets u freaks 🤢
so keep that perv shit up ☝️
and u will bleed out ur dick hole 🩸 ♥️

[ and the HORNIER you are about it, the FASTER you will DIE, SABER. ]