haggle: (anora (119))
ANI MIKHEEVA. ([personal profile] haggle) wrote in [personal profile] powerhungry 2025-05-29 07:19 pm (UTC)

@ 🦋

📌 HR MEMO — URGENT(ish)
since nobody's brave enough to fess up, we're putting it to a vote. here's the lineup of likeliest suspects — buckle the fuck up

🖤 Devon — probably too hungover to even lift a sock
👼 Koby — would never steal my panties, but probably cries if you accuse him
😇 Riley Finn — too innocent for this mess... or is that what he wants you to think???
🩲 Jake Seresin — way too busy sniffing my panties to steal anyone else's
🔪 Saber — full-on perv, prime suspect and prime pain in the ass
🐶 Steve Rogers — sweet puppy face. more likely to apologize to your panties than steal em

cast your votes, you fucking clowns. winner cleans the dressing rooms with a toothbrush

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