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powerhungry) wrote2025-05-16 08:43 am
powerhungry) wrote2025-05-16 08:43 am
SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.
HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: |
[ignoring everything:]
you two like seeing me all wet don't ya
you two like seeing me all wet don't ya
Permission granted, with the caveat that one of the other bouncers does the stapling.
any of the bouncers that so much as touch a stapler near me i'll gut you
professionally
professionally
That gonna be the working relationship here on out?
depends
you gonna try and staple something to my ass and expect me to do nothing about it?
you gonna try and staple something to my ass and expect me to do nothing about it?
π£ ATTENTION HEX CLUB EMPLOYEES π£
seeking: one brave bouncer to volunteer for the prestigious honor of stapling saber's disciplinary write-up directly to his ass
this is part of our employee enrichment program π
πͺ SABERβS LIST OF CRIMES (LIVE UPDATE):
β’ tried to volunteer to "rough me up" during workout groups like weβre in a very different kind of club
β’ breathing way too confidently for someone without health insurance
β’ attempted leg-hump (target: me, unprovoked. attitude: confident.)
β’ asked if we "like seeing him wet" like heβs auditioning for jail
β’ public menace to tip trays, coat racks, and god
β’ generally exists like he has diplomatic immunity
β’ not even a little bit sorry
β’ violating the spirit of at least 4 HR rules
β’ making shadowheart consider voluntary mute status
ποΈ QUALIFICATIONS TO STAPLE SABER:
β’ own or can borrow a stapler (regular or industrial)
β’ firm hands, cruel heart, great aim
β’ must make it poetic or humiliating β both = extra credit
π apply to be club stapler today. pls be honest about your passions and skill set
perks include: light cardio, my exclusive seal of approval & the thrill of righteous vengeance
xoxo
β miss ani, unofficial head of public executions
seeking: one brave bouncer to volunteer for the prestigious honor of stapling saber's disciplinary write-up directly to his ass
this is part of our employee enrichment program π
πͺ SABERβS LIST OF CRIMES (LIVE UPDATE):
β’ tried to volunteer to "rough me up" during workout groups like weβre in a very different kind of club
β’ breathing way too confidently for someone without health insurance
β’ attempted leg-hump (target: me, unprovoked. attitude: confident.)
β’ asked if we "like seeing him wet" like heβs auditioning for jail
β’ public menace to tip trays, coat racks, and god
β’ generally exists like he has diplomatic immunity
β’ not even a little bit sorry
β’ violating the spirit of at least 4 HR rules
β’ making shadowheart consider voluntary mute status
ποΈ QUALIFICATIONS TO STAPLE SABER:
β’ own or can borrow a stapler (regular or industrial)
β’ firm hands, cruel heart, great aim
β’ must make it poetic or humiliating β both = extra credit
π apply to be club stapler today. pls be honest about your passions and skill set
perks include: light cardio, my exclusive seal of approval & the thrill of righteous vengeance
xoxo
β miss ani, unofficial head of public executions
Edited 2025-05-21 01:54 (UTC)
Staples don't go very deep. We've got a medical guy, don't we?
How about frontside instead?
[ this is way too early into their hiring to be this messy, let's attempt to keep the peace? maybe? ]
How about frontside instead?
[ this is way too early into their hiring to be this messy, let's attempt to keep the peace? maybe? ]
[ this is what a guy misses when he doesn't read back on the chat???
pinging @.hangman ]
pinging @.hangman ]
Edited (jesus dw i never know what fkn wORKS W U) 2025-05-21 01:56 (UTC)
i know exactly what staples do i've gotten creative with them
no stapling and i won't do anything. any stapling and i will. problem?
no stapling and i won't do anything. any stapling and i will. problem?
Then what's with the attitude? You could just apologize to Miss Ani instead of doing all this.
You've already had your say. What we're discussing is the consequence, not the cause.
Until you can learn how to play nice or prove yourself useful, you're in no position to set terms with the others.
[ And this is, in typical reprimands, where, "Apologize to Ani (and all the other women in the chat), and we'll forget about the stapler," would fall, but in this case ... it doesn't! ]
Until you can learn how to play nice or prove yourself useful, you're in no position to set terms with the others.
[ And this is, in typical reprimands, where, "Apologize to Ani (and all the other women in the chat), and we'll forget about the stapler," would fall, but in this case ... it doesn't! ]
what attitude i'm having a normal reaction to someone stapling my ass
[he's literally not but ok]
[he's literally not but ok]
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