📎 hr notice – attention: saber subject: continued perv behavior & general freak shit
this is now your second formal warning for being a fucking weirdo in shared spaces. violations include but are not limited to:
harassment of koby (hostile work environment)
being a fucking pervert (ongoing)
mouthing off in the group chat like you’re looking to get curb-stomped
openly enjoying threats of genital stapling (????? the fuck is wrong with you)
you’re exhausting. get it together or get neutered. you're one cum joke away from getting sent to the lost & found box with the other unclaimed trash.
xoxo, ani mikheeva head of hr (hell & retribution)
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subject: continued perv behavior & general freak shit
this is now your second formal warning for being a fucking weirdo in shared spaces. violations include but are not limited to:
you’re exhausting. get it together or get neutered. you're one cum joke away from getting sent to the lost & found box with the other unclaimed trash.
xoxo,
ani mikheeva
head of hr (hell & retribution)