SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

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[kobes]

Twenty.
I turned twenty this month, Ani, I told you that.
It was on my application (◞‸◟,)

Oh! Oh, if it's part of the rubric, then okay.
Do I need to title them "throat notes" to differentiate from the other reviews?

[powerhungry]

Tardiness won't earn such a punishment unless it becomes chronic.

But, no. I believe our bouncers are currently jockeying for the honor of wielding the stapler.

[haggle]

so you admit you gotta follow me around like a lost puppy so you don't lose me 🥺
you wanna stick a tracker in my thong next, boots? keep me nice n in sight?

( more importantly: jesus christ. like a lying liar who lies: )

lieutenant? hmmmmm
not joggin any memories no
guess you didn't make the title stick

[crystalled]

you do look like more of a paper clip guy

[haggle]

( more vanya's age than ani's. she bites the head of that thought off, with the same clean edge of a praying mantis. )

you think i'm 20?????
ty for the compliment to my skincare routine baby

nah
i don't read all that other shit anyway
the good stuff's my job
silco can have all the boring paperwork

@ michaelis

[cutlery]

Well, this is as good a time as any to mention it, now that things are nicely consolidated. Thank you, Mr. Silco, for this makes things far easier.

I have taken up a managerial position at the Pink Slip, so should you run into any issues, have suggestions, or otherwise have matters to discuss, please do feel free to reach out at any time. I will do my utmost to resolve them to the best of my ability. To the discretion of its proprietor, of course.

I am also available at the Hex Club, but I am merely a bartender and host there, so contacting The Board (or Mr. Silco) would be more productive.

If we have not met yet, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

- Sebastian Michaelis

[haggle]

silco's me but with worse tits
i do the stapling, he does the paperwork 💋

[powerhungry]

I've been told we both know how to keep things in order.

[ is this ...... a joke ................. ]

[homosexuals]

Respectfully, I'm not sure it would fit.

1/2

[nightsung]

I can't tell if you're certain you won't find yourself on the other end of the claws, or if you're hoping you will.

[nightsung]

[ ]

I don't have a boy.

[haggle]

oh my god

[ not here ]

[masticated]

[dude]

[nightsung]

That's a useful ability, if it's not any trouble.

Were you with the first group of arrivals, then?

[nightsung]

I'll pass it on.

[haggle]

that's quitter's talk baby 😮‍💨😮‍💨
open wider

[powerhungry]

Not raunchy enough?

[nightsung]

That remains to be seen, I think.

not here

[nightsung]

[ dad-coded.... ]

[haggle]

oh you wanna do raunchy? okay, boss man, next time work "three-hole punch" into it and we'll talk

[crystalled]

[ daddy??? ]

i love an organized workplace environment
my last place could probably learn something from you

[crystalled]

if you want any help stapling i'm around
or erasing i guess
staple removing

not here.

[smudgy]

[ if u don’t love him at his dad u don’t deserve him at his daddy 🩵 ]

[kobes]

Not any trouble at all. It's very easy. [a beat, then a little mental nudge, like a tap on the shoulder.] See?

I was, yes. Me and some of my crew. It'll be a year next month.

[kobes]

[a flicker of something in the shimmer of ani's mind, like catching a flicker of tinsel out of the corner of his eye, but -- manners.]

No, I thought you were probably 22. Old enough to drink where you're from, with a little experience.
What is that, by the way? A skincare routine. I've read about it, but I don't really do anything fancy.
Except sunscreen, I guess?

Oh. Do you think he likes paperwork? [twirling his hair, kicking his feet, dreamy sighing, etc.]