SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 28 people: Silco, Jinx, Eunhyuk, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve, Eula; Ani, Richie, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

Comments

[haggle]

tell him his morals disappoint me even more than his tits

[haggle]

you just got that church boy vibe about you
no offense baby
choir boys are usually the real freaks anyway

@BUFFY

[bronze]

feel better koby!

[haggle]

aw, you think i don't already own all of your attention?
it's so cute when you pretend i don't already live in your head 24/7
and tragic. delusional tbh. like it sounds medically serious
maybe you should see someone about that

[haggle]

omg you're such a kissass
🫶
did you do your homework yet
yknow

[ailerons]

You should know
Between you and me
A lot of people want to own all of my attention.
And as many strings as Silco could pull, tinkerbell, I don't think he can just make your wishes come true
Maybe you should speak to the library about that instead of leaving all your things there

[haggle]

omg you're stalking my conversations now????
or just following the scent trail from my panties to the library???
either way jakey that's so sad for you

[nightsung]

Hmm, you're right. I'll reduce it to 12.

My claws are always ready.

[kobes]

I'm living up to my employee of the month title for the next two and a half days.
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Oh, yes. I'm writing up my formal review, I'll have it on your desk by EOD.৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

[homosexuals]

Language, Miss Mikheeva.

[don't bully his boyfriend's bestie!!]

[haggle]

suck my dick
respectfully ❤️

[kobes]

Oh, I don't mind. I can check on things long-distance if need be. It's very easy for me. I don't like people stealing.

A scavenger hunt, of sorts. One of the items was another guest's underwear. It was very early on, the first month we arrived, in fact.

[haggle]

look at my lil overachiever
i used to babysit you and now you're drafting dick reports
you grow up so fast 🥲

[kobes]

Thank you, Ms. Buffy. (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) I'm barely even concussed anymore.
I appreciate your help and will absolutely assist in any way possible, to repay you.

@leftcenter

[diarists]

what she said.

[kobes]

You never BABYSAT me, we're nearly the same age.
And the report isn't on that. Unless it's supposed to be. I was reviewing the
Supplies, not the accessories.

@finn

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@finn

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10-4

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Church boy once upon a time, but never ask me to sing

[haggle]

how old are you again
14???
baby i've got trauma older than you

i take it back 😮‍💨 koby don't disappoint me like all men do
you said you were employee of the month
employee of the month doesn't talk back to miss ani
he fills out the blowjob rubric and drops off his throat notes

@freya

[crystalled]

who's HR? the balfours?

un: 🦋

[haggle]

the fucking balfours?? HR??
babe it's me. i'm HR
you need someone's ass stapled you come to me

[crystalled]

[ mommy,,, ]

is the other guy the one who staples our asses when we're late to work

[ailerons]

Deadly, I hope.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, Amy Lee
Think there might be a lot of fingers pointed at your boy

[ailerons]

I pay attention.
Which is not hard when you lose something

[ Jake Seresin and the Reorganization of the Bathroom Every Other Day. More importantly, "jakey": ]

Remember when you used to call me lieutenant?