SALTBURNT | hex club group chat.

[powerhungry]

HEX CLUB/PINK SLIP GROUP CHAT. SILCO HAS ADDED YOU TO THIS CHAT. 25 people: Silco, Jinx, Hawk, Buffy, Devon, Koby, Shadowheart, Zephir, Sebastian, Riley, Jake, Saber, Steve; Ani, Sam, Armand, Shauna, Freya, Roza, Emmrich, Clarisse, Danny, Eddie, Iggy, Joe.

Comments

[deadnerve]

🔪 bc that bitch voted for me

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Yours, too!

[bronze]

( this can only mean one thing: )

honeypot panty trap?

[bronze]

mine too
i’ll pulverize whoever took them

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I'm not sure I've reached pulverization, but, I'm not happy
who'd just take underwear
women's underwear, I get
I wouldn't
but I get it
but mine?

[bronze]

riley you can’t say you “get it” that makes you look guilty

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I DIDN'T TAKE ANYBODY'S UNDERWEAR

Why am I arguing this with you.
Get it. As in, it's gross, but I understand why a guy, with those proclivities, would
But a guy who does that wouldn't

Buffy, you know what I mean

[bronze]

oh women’s underwear is gross now?

( 100% teasing him )

just kidding. i know it isn’t you.
anyway if the panty thief’s goal is for us to go commando, mission accomplished. i’m officially tapped.

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bet you're missing the carnival's costume parade now

✉️ text — un: silco.

[powerhungry]

As of this notice, this group chat is serving as an open channel of communication between the employees of the Hex Club and our friends at the Pink Slip.

As before, please use this chat to give notice of absences or emergencies.

Bad behavior will earn a warning or an HR notice; three of either will result in firing and an immediate ban from both clubs.

Thank you.

@koby

[kobes]

[non-denominational ocean gods help them all...]

Thank you, Mr. Silco and Ms. Ani. And thank you for the assistance in covering my shifts.

[someone got his head cracked open and called out for a week right after getting the job...]

[nightsung]

A solid alibi. Unless you're using the briefs to misdirect us.

[ She's teasing. ]

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Right, the classic boxer briefs misdirect

[nightsung]

Seems marginally more likely than our hosts stealing from each other.

And some of our bouncers are desperate.

@drakonslayer

[areou]

👍

( and now immediately turning off notifications bc damn doesn't anyone here know how to stfu (pot, kettle) )

[nightsung]

I think you're on to something.

[nightsung]

[ boy she is coming 4 u with the tonic water hose ]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[nightsung]

Yes, sir.

[ what happens when your thong goes missing, silco ]

[nightsung]

You shouldn't have to take on additional work, though perhaps we should all be more vigilant.

What sort of test is panty-stealing, exactly?

[nightsung]

He probably could. Whether he would is another story entirely.

[cutlery]

Charming.

[ it is NOT ]

I hope they are at least competent to make up for their desperation.

@hangman

[ailerons]

36 hours seems damn generous, coming from you
Spending 35 fixing your claws?

[ailerons]

You know, Ani, if you wanted my attention, they have this invention called texting

[ But, also, gotta repay his dues: ]

🔪

[ailerons]

[ In the evergreen manner of a dog who's been taught a new trick: ]

👍
You got it, boss

[masticated]

[just as planned]

👌