NAME: Rogers, Steven Grant
AGE: 30 / 97 (it's complicated)
DESIRED POSITION: Bouncer
SKILLS: Government-sanctioned superweapon in human form.
EXPERIENCE: He's killed people and given motivational speeches.
WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD FIT: Big buff triangle man, look please give him something to do he's losing his mind a bit from having zero enemies to punch.